You're the voice try and understand it

Make a noise and make it clear
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh

If you are Oz-tralian you're gonna have that song stuck in your head now! Suckers!

I just heard this song on a French radio station, c'est bizarre, non?
I thought it was weird when I heard Midnight Oil's 'Beds are Burning' a few weeks ago, but hearing the dulcet tones of Johnny Farnham as you're pulling into the boulangerie, très bizarre.


Anyways, just wanted to put up a few photos from the past few days or so.
The temperature's rising and people are out and about enjoying the sunshine.

I'm secretly kind of smug that my 2 weeks in Bali has me - for once - not the whitiest white person on the beach.
That would be M. Haha!

Hi Juliette Binoche. I kind of love you.

Ah, Rusty and some woman.

I used to love you.
I still love Maximus Decimus Meridius.
He's hot, and kinda mean.
You know me - thug-lovin.

Why it's good to be tall.
(erm, yeah, M took this one. Obviously. I apparently have stumps for legs.)

What it looks like from the good seats. The Robin Hood red carpet.
Cate Blanchett *fans oneself*

Another night on our way into the Palais to see "Counting Down to Zero"
Cannes: Keeping the Marquee industry alive, one festival at a time.

After the film we wandered around the port.
Didn't get invited onto any mega-yachts.
Hurumph.
Wouldn't have gone anyway. Lindsay Lohan was there, and who KNOWS where she's been.

PS:Cannes is one of the most expensive marinas in the world, and a berth during for a jumbo 200-footer (the biggest allowed in the marina) goes for $2,094 US a night.
That actually hurts my head.

I DID walk the red carpet.
It was for a day-time premiere so no-one was that dressed up, but still!

Not quite as busy as the Robin Hood Gala, but a few people around.

And when I left, there were a few more people hanging about.
Waiting for Ryan Gosling. Clever people. He's like Loreal. He's worth it.

And traffic chaos.
Plus people walking to the Palais all dolled up, which always makes for fun people-watching.
Even though it took me 30 minutes just to cross the road.
Good thing I'm a very patient person.

And then it's over and the streets are quiet once again. Yay!

Because everyone has gone to the beach. This is the non-busy beach near us.
It's only MAY!
Add about 100 more people per square metre and you'll have a picture of what August looks like.
Bleh.

Lunch with the gorgeous girlies today.
We've reclaimed the Croisette from all the film stars.

That is all for now.

As you were.

PS: 5 sleeps til Paris with Tidy Didy!! xx