My husband's brain

M finds this hilarious. He has been quoting it for days.






uh huh.

Then again, his favourite joke also includes a duck:

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?


Warning to any potential visiors: You WILL hear M ask me, at least once a day "Got any bread" and if you happen to point at anything he WILL say "Look at this duck. LOOK AT IT".

Consider yourself forewarned.